It's that time of year again. The time of year when everyone sticks their necks on the line for football teams who will inevitably disappoint us all.
In other words: it's Premier League predictions time.
For the seventh consecutive season, the editorial team at 90min have decided to give our very own predictions for the upcoming Premier League season including Player of the Year picks, Manager of the Year picks and a full table predictions (a brave move, we know).
Here are all our individual predictions for the 2023/24 campaign and a combined consensus Premier League table:
Player of the Year: Harry Kane.
Young Player of the Year: Evan Ferguson.
Manager of the Year: Mikel Arteta.
Bonus Ball: Wolves will have at least four managers throughout the 2023/24 season.
Player of the Year: Erling Haaland will score 40 goals this season and you therefore cannot not give him the award.
Young Player of the Year: Bukayo Saka.
Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola will win it if City win the league and I think City will win the league, so it's a boring answer, but it is the answer. Make it more fun @premierleague.
Bonus Ball: Rasmus Hojlund will be compared to Erling Haaland over one million times over the course of the season because they have similar names and hair colour.
Player of the Year: Erling Haaland, who else?
Young Player of the Year: Bukayo Saka, unless Erling Haaland greedily doubles up.
Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola, unless something very, very, very unusual happens.
Bonus Ball: Nottingham Forest will bin off Steve Cooper early doors after an inauspicious start.
Player of the Year: 'Last Dance' Harry Kane.
Young Player of the Year: Evan Ferguson.
Manager of the Year: Mikel Arteta.
Bonus Ball: Eddie Howe sacked and replaced by Julian Nagelsmann.
Player of the Year: Martin Odegaard.
Young Player of the Year: Levi Colwill.
Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola.
Bonus Ball: Sam Allardyce, Mark Hughes and Tony Pulis all have Premier League manager jobs by the end of the season.
Player of the Year: Erling Haaland.
Young Player of the Year: Erling Haaland (boring answer) or Evan Ferguson (fun answer).
Manager of the Year: Mauricio Pochettino.
Bonus Ball: Sheffield United to break Derby Country's lowest points tally record.
Player of the Year: Erling Haaland.
Young Player of the Year: Rasmus Hojlund.
Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola.
Bonus Ball: Harry Kane to score fewer than 20 Premier League goals if Spurs make him stay.
Player of the Year: Bernardo Silva if he stays, if he doesn't then Kevin De Bruyne.
Young Player of the Year: Levi Colwill or Josko Gvardiol.
Manager of the Year: Unai Emery.
Bonus Ball: David Moyes won't finish the season as West Ham manager.
Player of the Year: Erling Haaland.
Young Player of the Year: Bukayo Saka.
Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola.
Bonus Ball: By the end of the season, referees will have stopped adding so much stoppage time. Not because time wasting has subsided but in response to backlash from players, managers and match-going fans.
90min's Premier League table
This article was originally published on 90min as 90min writers predict the 2023/24 Premier League table.